IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO HEART.
This man’s name is David Bowie. Every day, he struggles with being completely perfect. Look at the sheer anguish captured in this picture. He is awesome and he knows it. This unfortunate condition was caused by his spaceship crashing here and stranding him among humans, whose sheer inferiority makes him seem even more incredible by comparison.
Unfortunately, there’s nothing that can be done. He is doomed to be forever remembered by history as an amazing individual. Please keep David in your thoughts.
OMG people don’t scroll down. Reblog this or I will unfollow you all.
He has to have mortal wolves as pets, rather than the lupine gods he deserves.
my mind wont turn off. It just keeps going. I try to go to lighter subjects but it goes to the problem areas and I tread a wear spot on my brain. I am not distracted by delusion my usual insomniac habit but instead I beg for these distractions from the truth I appear to be rubbing and morphing on my face. I am now trying to preoccupy it before it overheats and breaks down and sleep comes like a manual shutdown. I press hard on that off button until it complies then I wait in misery shoveling muddy thoughts away until gravity pulls them back to light .I pull out my rapidly rusting shovel out. My mind is on and it wont listen to me. It rarely does.
You guys it’s time for a SUPER AMAZING GIVE AWAY! Fabulous prizes! You could win one maybe!
This week I am going to be giving away a very lovely flaper lady necklace I designed. Her legs move so she can dance around with you! Printed and sold by the ADORABLE and WONDERFUL HeyChickadee!
If you did not know Hey Chickadee is brought to you by Andrew and Claire, the same sweet peeps behind Pusheen and Everyday cute!
OK, so here are the details, they are crazy simple, anyone can win!:
PRIZE:
One swinging flapper necklaceHOW TO ENTER:
Reblog & like this post.
RULES:
- You may only reblog & like once.
- If you do not have any contact info on your page, you must reblog with your email address - you can’t win if we can’t contact you!
- Anyone, anywhere can enter (worldwide shipping).
Pic of the necklace in action: http://tinyurl.com/3chcjmhThe winner will be chosen on Sunday May 22!
We’ll be doing more give aways in the weeks to come! Good luck!
“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)
YOUR MOM EVERY NIGHT FOR A DOLLAR.
reblobbing just for that
also because the photo looks rather nice
Speaking your mind
Ok so apparently a new cool thing to do, in high schools and colleges, to be the cool kid so to speak, is to speak what is on your mind. I am not quite sure when this happened but it sure bit me on the ass. Apparently the generation of thought repression while people say maybe offensive things has turned into, instead of keeping it inside I will tell them just what I feel. This may sound good in principle but think why we had such a ‘stupid’ practice in the first place. Because not just blurting out what rattled into your stupid little head was considered, heres the word, Polite. That the people that did just blurt out what they felt were actually rude little people who apparently were not raised properly and are taking advantage of those with morals. It seems senseless to me now why this became a good thing at all. Holding your tongue and making slight suggestions always seemed not just right but nicer. Or even pulling someone aside and broaching the subject. Not just in front of everyone trying to verbally dominate someone. It just shames the person and leaves no room for conversation. Just a statement of someones feelings. This seems like a rude stupid tactic of a men person instead of something to admire. In debate you have to hold your tongue and write your thoughts down until it is your turn. This also gives you time to think over your thoughts that you just made in a moment of emotion instead a rational argument. I know they’re no waiting turns in real life but is it so insensible to wait a little bit and spare someones feeling. That is why I was shocked when one roomate admired the other for ‘speaking her mind’ when I, just on the receiving end, felt humiliated and frustrated to the point of crying. It also accomplished nothing between us and left an awkward air. I had not said anything before because well, it would be rude. But after about the third time, ‘I spoke my mind’. and the end result was just as useful as ine might think. It could my WASP upbringing in West Haven CT between her upbringing in in Brooklyn but we do not mesh to the point where I am forced to leave. All I ask you get from this is to respect your fellow human beings.
